Cubs Fan Of The Night - Incredible Hulk Vs. Mohawk Guy Vs. Foul Ball Guy Vs. Guy Sleeping Outside Of Wrigley With His Hands Down His Pants

Big Cat7/30/2014 4:15 PM

As you know by now the Cubs played a 16 inning game last night that went until 1:30 AM. We had backup catchers pitching, fans going crazy in the stands, and Len and JD losing their minds. So with enough material for a true old fashioned showdown we have a 4 way contest for fan of the night. Without further ado.

1. Incredible Hulk guy.

Hey asshole with the Pacman shirt, do you even lift bro? *Runs as fast I can in the opposite direction*

Hulk

Slap Hands girls!

Hulk-is-a-sex-machine

2. Mohawk Kid

Never seen someone put this much effort into a team this bad. I want to say what is Mohawk kid doing with his life but the answer is probably sitting at the corner of North and Milwaukee with a guitar and an old dog trying to haggle people for money

Credit where credit is due, Mohawk kid stayed through the night, mostly because he doesn’t have a job to wake up for.

3. Foul Ball Guy

Part of the live blog last night. Can’t face your girlfriend any harder than this kid did. And the best part is he wasn’t even giving it to some little toddler at his first game. He gave it to a 14 year old with a glove. That was a classic “I’m too big of a pussy to break up with my girlfriend so I’ll just act like a dick and hope she breaks up with me first” move if I’ve ever seen one.

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4.Passed out guy with hand down his pants

Last but certainly not least. Guy who passed out outside of Wrigley with his hands down his pants. Just a perfect encapsulation of last night and the Cubs in general. Falling asleep with your hand on your dick. Cubs Fever!