Buffalo Headline Of The Day - Bills Fan Charged With Probation Violation After Being Seen Chugging Out Of Woman's Butt At Tailgate

Well this is the least shocking news ever. Bills fan who chugs out of girl’s butt actually was on probation and now is going back to jail. Uhhh Ya Think? I wouldn’t want it any other way though. You know how down South they’ll run those stings where they offer a bunch of Alabama and Auburn fans free tickets to the Iron Bowl only to turn around and arrest them for being behind on their child support? Well that’s how I imagine the Buffalo PD rounding up all the probation violators every weekend. Just hop on Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram, see if any of your parolees are chugging out of any butts or lighting themselves on fire and jumping through tables and boom, your job is done. Don’t even have to leave your house to do your job as a PO in Buffalo in the fall. The urge to drink cheap beer out of a woman’s anus in front of hundreds of people and dozens of camera is far too strong to keep someone on probation from participating. I know that, you know that, and all of Bills Mafia knows that. Never change Buffalo, I love you exactly how you are.