Breaking News - We Have A Blow Darter Loose At The U Of I

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For some reason I think I’m more scared of a blow dart than I am of almost anything in the world. Is that crazy? One second you’re walking around town minding your own business and next thing you know you have a needle in your arm. Is it AIDS? Is it the Plague? Is it one of those made up diseases that only Asian people are afraid of and wear face masks to prevent?  Are they drugs? Are you about to be incepted? Literally endless possibilities but there is one thing for sure, If you own a blow dart gun then you’re a legitimate psycho path. Buffalo Bill collecting butterflies type of psycho. So yeah, Illinois stoolies, don’t get blowdarted I guess.

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h/t william