Breaking News, Breaking News - Big Cat Signs Kaylee Hartung To Minor League Roster Spot

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Welcome to the team Kaylee, glad to have you. Here are the team rules that you should abide by.

1. Dress pretty

2. Smile a lot and look into the camera so it looks like you’re staring at me and we can have “moments”

3. Make sure your hair smells awesome. “But Big Cat, I’m on TV and you’re just sitting in your blogging chair with the same t-shirt you wore yesterday, and you’re fat and gross, why do I have to make my hair smell good, wah wah wah”. Shut up Kaylee, I’m the coach, awesome smelling hair or get the fuck out.

4. Don’t take too many risks. Keep it simple. Cute, a little bit of funny, and an occasional split and you’ll be just fine.

So welcome to the team, follow those rules and you might be lucky enough to get your life stalked by me. I know, pretty fucking sweet.