Breaking News (As Of 6 Months Ago) - Kyle Schwarber Deemed Healthy To DH In World Series If Cubs Get There

Huge news that hit the wire this afternoon, or if you’ve been paying attention, 6 months ago. That’s right, Kyle Schwarber could DH in the World Series (if the Cubs get there). A little tidbit that actually was announced 6 months ago when we had Dr. James Andrews on Pardon My Take.

Now I’m not going to go around yelling at all the reporters failing to properly credit us, I have bigger fish to fry today. But let me just say this, we are now 1-1 all time when discussing injuries with a fake Dr. Feels good, feels real good.

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Just the thought of Kyle Schwarber stepping up to the plate in a big situation in Cleveland and hitting a ball to the moon. I can’t even allow myself to think about it otherwise I get chills all over my body.