Brazilian Woman Being Interviewed About Rampant Street Crime In Brazil, Gets Robbed Mid-Interview

Well then, for a second there I wasn’t buying this chick’s story. Rampant street crime? Thieves roaming the land robbing everyone in sight? Nah, not Brazil. Then Bam, wouldn’t you know it, robbed in clear day light. Right in our face. Guess I now have to believe you, Brazilian crime really is a problem. Point made.*

*Just kidding, I didn’t understand a word she said because she was speaking in Spanish gibberish.

PS

I wonder if Handsome Hank is still planning on road tripping down to Brazil for the World Cup. No that wasn’t a typo. Hank told me he was going to drive down to Brazil this summer. When I asked him how long he thought that would take he said a day or two and that Brazil was just south of Mexico. That’s the guy who is the head of our video operations. The kid who doesn’t realize there are like 8 countries between us and Brazil. Just flat out don’t exist in Hank’s world.