Bode Miller's Scar From His Skiing Accident Is Going To Be Awesome

I’m not joking when I say I would kill for a scar like that. All I saw on the internet when this happened was people freaking out about his injury and saying how gross it was. Huh? That right there is the perfect injury. No big time damage, just a badass scar for the rest of your life that you can tell everyone about. In terms of things chicks dig it goes 1) Scars 2) Home Runs 3) Nipples that look like hershey kisses. Yeah I may sound like a meatball right now but I honestly don’t care. If you don’t want a scar then you either don’t get it or you’re a pussy that doesn’t live the bad boy life.

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Only scar I have is on my head when I was dropped as a baby, not joking, sucks because my hair covers it up. I’m just a lame ass white dude that has no real scar (real scars being badass ones, I’m not talking about little shit scars, everyone has those)