Black Man Successfully Gets White Penis Transplanted On His Body

Surgeons have revealed the man who received the world’s third successful penis transplant is black – but his penis is white.

It means the 40-year-old patient will have to undergo extensive medical tattooing later this year to colour-correct the penis he received.

The DailyMail.com reported on the successful surgery yesterday, and the race of the patient has just been revealed.

The tattooing procedure will take place at the end of this year, according to the team of South African surgeons who attached the penis in a nearly 10-hour surgery.

But he will be able to have sex first.

The patient, who is unnamed for ethical reasons, lost his penis due to complications from a traditional circumcision.
Finally, on April 21 this year, his organ was restored and he is already able to have erections.

Within the next six months he will be able to have sex and be able to urinate on his own.

Let me start out by issuing a huge Barstool Sports congrats to our friend for being able to have erections already. Just absolutely incredible. No one likes having an erection more than me so I’m absolutely over-the-moon about this gentleman’s penis situation.

And to add a little cherry to the story, our friend will be doing some sex and having a little piss on his own soon? Whoa, baby! Jackpot city.

Elephant in the room: going from a black penis to a white penis would suck. I’ve seen a few adult films in my day and I know that this isn’t going to be easy. Not only does your dick look like Neapolitan ice cream but it’s most likely going to be substantially smaller.

Not ideal.

Now, I know that all white penises aren’t small. After all, Old Beavis was acquitted over murder yesterday because he had a coke can dick that got stuck in his lover’s throat but this is the exception, not the norm.

I’m gutted that we aren’t at the place as a society where a man can have a different color penis and it be a normal thing. This gentleman is going to get his new cock tattooed to match the rest of his skin. What a process that will be. The healing process for tattoos on your penis that is freshly transplanted would be a nightmare. We’ve already talked about the fact that he’s able to get erections. What do you think is gonna happen to the scabs on this newly black penis the first time he lotions that bad boy up? I’ll tell you what will happen. Boner town. Yikes. Pray for his penis, yall. I know I will.