Basically Every Sports Authority In Chicagoland Has Been Targeted For Flash Mobs

November 7, 2013 (CHICAGO) (WLS) — Surveillance video shows a flash mob robbery at a Sports Authority store in Burbank. A group of people are seen swarming the Sports Authority on Monday and pulling out racks of clothes. Similar robberies took place at two other stores in the Chicago area, including one on Clark Street in the city and another in Frankfort, police said.

Hope none of you guys work at Sports Authority because it looks like they’ve had a pretty rough week. 2 things strike me about these flash mobs. 1) They’re fucked up beyond belief and everyone who participates should be in jail and 2) As much as I don’t want to admit it, they’re inherently hilarious to watch. Like zero tact, zero skill, zero attempt at being inconspicuous. Nope, we’re just going to grab everything in site and drag it out of the door. Coats, coat hangers, metal racks, we’re taking it all, and if you don’t like it, well you’re going to probably get truck sticked at the goal line.

PS

I know what’s on that front rack at the Sports Authority on Clark. They’re old school Bulls starter jackets. Probably not the best idea to have 200 dollar jackets that are fresh as fuck sitting 4 feet from the front door.

thanks to john for the tip