Baseball Is Not Officially Back Until Someone Tries To Touch Adrian Beltre's Head

Yesterday

Quite possibly my favorite tradition in all of Baseball. Forget Opening Day or take me out to the ballgame or the ceremonial first pitch, Adrian Beltre flipping out after someone touches his head is the true sign that Baseball is back. Hope he never retires just so we can keep watching people fuck with the top of his head.

That right there is legitimate fear.