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At This Point I Think Branson Is Personally Taunting Me

 

 

How was this even a record?

 

 

 

Alright, enough is enough, clearly Richard Branson is personally attacking me and Barstool, I get it. We hate, he ups the ante until eventually he’s going to actually have P in V on a kite board with 10 million women. So I’m changing my strategy here. Richard, this was awesome, you’re the coolest most badass guy I’ve ever seen. Do you think you can do 5 girls at once? Silly question Big Cat, you know he can because he’s Richard Branson, he can do anything!*

 

 

 

*Said the last 2 sentences with all my fingers crossed, nbd.