Asking A Mom To Squeeze Milk From Her Boob To Prove She's Lactating Is Actually Bad

A woman has filed a complaint with German police alleging she was told to squeeze her breast at airport security to prove she was lactating.
Gayathiri Bose told the BBC she was “humiliated” by the experience and would explore formal legal action.
She said police at Frankfurt Airport were suspicious because she was carrying a breast pump but travelling without her baby.
German police declined to comment to the BBC on the specific allegations.
But they said such measures were “clearly” not part of routine procedure.

I haven’t learned many absolutes in my life. I know that fire is hot. I know that water is wet. I know that a full-bodied red is the perfect night cap. I know that asking a woman to squeeze her tit in order to prove that she’s lactating is a bad idea. I know that you must let a steak rest for 10 minutes before cutting it or the juices will run wild on you.

Milk shaming mothers in the airport is a bad look. Security is important and all that jazz but I don’t need mothers squeezing their titties all over the joint in order to feel safe. To my knowledge, there hasn’t been one plane that has been brought down by a tit borne improvised explosive device (tbied) and I dont think that is changing anytime soon. Do you know how big a tit would have to be in order to have not only the explosives needed but to also house the triggering devices? I’m talking huge, huge titties. You’d end up being the most voluptuous terrorist of all time. I do admit that if you are going to have an adjective modifying the type of terrorist that you are, voluptuous isn’t the worst word to be saddled with. But that’s neither here nor there.

I think we need to take security seriously; I just dont think we need to see milk flying from nipples to meet that end, but I’m admittedly not a counterterrorism expert.