As Much As I'm Over Danica Patrick, She Looked Pretty Nice Last Night At The Blackhawks Game

Scissor Fight!

Did someone say Scissor Fight?

Yeah I did Danica, I did.

I’m over Danica Patrick the race car driver. I hate that I still have to hear about her all the time even though she either DQ’s or finishes 27th. But Danica the little brunette that handles a big stick? I’m still ok with that Danica. She can play on my team anyday.

PS
Someone tell me who this clown is so I can mentally convince myself that I am better than him.