Any Surprise That Hair Guy Just Basically Saved The World From Nuclear Warfare

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I can’t say I’ve been keeping close tabs on the Iran/US Nuclear Agreement but I can say that this is the least surprising news of all time. You want to save the world? You want to broker nuclear peace? You send in one guy and one guy only, hair guy (still don’t know his name nor do I really care). Iran took one look at hair guy and knew they were in BIG trouble. Probably thought he was some prophet or demi-god. You think people in the Middle East have hair like that? Fuck no. Around those parts he’s royalty. Only politician I trust in the entire world and I literally don’t know a single thing about him other than his awesome hair.