Andrew McCutchen Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Ellen Show

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Slightly weird proposing to your chick in front of a bunch of lesbians while Ellen sticks a microphone in your face but you know what? I was all set to hate. Say how lame this is, right up until I saw his girlfriend’s ass in those white pants.

I don’t care if you propose on the moon, if you’re fucking that, nothing else matters. Good work McCutchen, solid win for the Pirates.

Although I think I like straight hair more.

PS

Feel like McCutchen lost a bet with that outfit. Either that or it was a pirate shirt moment. Someone soft talked him into looking like a British Naval captain.

Double PS

I have no idea what exactly a cornball brother is but I’d have to imagine proposing to a white chick on Ellen has to come close right?