And Here Is The Whitest Street Fight Of All Time In Streeterville

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I don’t know who recorded this video and added the music track but it is absolutely PERFECT. Mayhem on the streets of Streeterville. You thought it was all boutique grocery stores and million dollar condo’s with a sliver of a lake view? No no no. Thug life son. White boys running everywhere throwing haymakers that never hit anyone. 40 year old fathers trying to randomly break up brawls. Chaos in the streets. No one is safe (everyone is totally safe). Just make sure you have eyes in the back of your head, no seriously, that’s basically the only rule because this fight features softly landed Cheap Shots.

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OH MY GOD IT’S SAMANTHA’S MUSIC!!!