And Here Are 2 Men Having A Nice Little Brawl In Front Of The Deli At A Florida Publix

(Source) Orlando Police say this happened at the Baldwin Park Publix Monday at 5:45 p.m.  The man in gray, identified by police as Edwin Colon, told officers this all started outside when he asked a pregnant woman to move a shopping cart that she had just used over so he could pull his car into the parking spot.

According to the incident report, Colon told Orlando Police that the pregnant female responded by grabbing the cart, shaking it and asking, “What do you want me to do with it?”  Then, he claims she started cursing at him.

Colon told police he cursed back, got out of his car and went to Publix deli to get a sandwich.  A witness told police she saw the pregnant woman call her husband on her cell phone moments later.  Colon told police that, as he was placing his order, an unknown man who identified himself as the pregnant woman’s husband, “proceeded to push his face into Colon’s, poking him with his nose.”

Colon says he pushed the man to create distance, then he says the husband tried putting him in a headlock. Things got ugly fast.  The video Hallmark posted on YouTube starts after the fight had already begun.

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Alright, so, few things to discuss here. First and foremost, if you told me we’d be watching a couple of guys duke it out in front of the Boar’s Head in a Florida Publix I’d probably say, oh, so it’s Thursday. Not exactly shocking stuff. Now in terms of picking a winner and loser, this one is going to be tough. If I’m understanding the situation correctly, Guy 1 pulls his car into the parking lot, sees shopping cart in his way and asks clearly pregnant woman to move it. Kind of a dick move yes, but not so outrageous. Then when pregnant woman doesn’t move cart he curses at her, forcing guy 2, who is probably losing his mind in the Florida swamp with a pregnant wife, to lose his shit. Both sides probably acting like children and both a little at fault, but here is what I do know about Guy 1.

He rocks the jean shorts, wallet chain, black sketchers look as a 50 year old man.

Yes I know what you’re thinking, Guy 2 has the generic “i’m such a badass look at this Chinese thingy on my leg” tat.

But it’s Florida after all. That tattoo is no different than a Midwesterner having a potbelly or a kid from California being a stoner, you can’t help where you’re from, and he had no choice but to get that tattoo when all his douchebag friends, hopped up on Monster energy drinks, riding around in souped up Honda Civics, did the same in High School. Chain Wallet guy at least has a choice. He can wake up in the morning and not dress like a 14 year old skater, but he chose not to, and that is why I’m siding with Guy 2/Pregnant wife. Case closed.

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Hey bro, I’m not a Doctor, but 9.5 months pregnant probably means you should be in a hospital and not at a Publix fist fighting with guys from the parking lot, again, not a doctor.