American Kid Had A Fun Time In Pamplona/Got His Ass Gored By A Bull

(Source) Benjamin Miller, a 20-year-old Georgia resident, was celebrating at the Carnaval del Toro in Ciudad Rodrigo, Spain when he reportedly set out running alongside what turned out to be quite the aggressive bull. A photographer on scene documented the goring, which left Miller with serious injuries to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles.

Ahhh he’s probably fine, just a flesh wound.

*Reads line about having a sphincter injury, immediately pukes*

Love the fact that he wore his Nike Combat gear. Probably thought that was totally going to stop a 2 ton bull’s horns. It’s Combat gear bro, that’s the highest type of gear you can get, we’ll be perfect, it’s like armor.

PS

How about this guy trying to help out. Good try good effort bud.