Am I A Squid Because I Have No Idea What Tomorrowland Is?

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So someone just sent me this picture saying this chick with the Blackhawks flag at tomorrowland is going viral on the internet right now.  My first reaction was, cool, she’s hot. My second was, what the fuck is tomorrowland? Am I a squid for not knowing this? I guess it’s a huge Techno fest in Belgium with a bunch of hot chicks and euro trash, which has nothing to do with gambling or my dog so not exactly in my wheelhouse of hobbies.

 

I mean, don’t get me wrong, it looks like a fucking blast, but what the fuck? Do people know about this? Am I the last one to the party here? I fucking hate being the last guy at the party. Feel like Michael Scott right now. Just a total L-7 Weenie.

 

Also, I guess there is a TomorrowWorld in Georgia next month. Sort of have to go now right? Let everyone know that the guy in the bucket hat still has it.