Alonzo Mourning Confirms That Dikembe Mutombo Did In Fact Used To Walk Into Clubs And Shout "Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?"

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Good news, the entire world isn’t totally going to shit. I know Mutombo denied the urban legend but come on, we all want to live in a world where Dikembe Mutombo used to walk into clubs and shout “Who Wants To Sex Mutombo?”. That needed to happen. So thank god for Alonzo Mourning, because now this story is safe and secure forever. Who wants to sex Mutombo, the greatest pick up line in the history of pick up lines.

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Now we just need to confirm the rumor that Vlade Divac once put his dick in a hot dog bun in Detroit and I’ll sleep like a baby tonight.