All Is Right In The World Again, Richie Incognito Is Back In Full Bully Mode

You know why this tweet matters? Because it proves you can’t keep a guy like Richie Incognito down. America tried, America gave its best shot. They blackballed him from the NFL, they publicly shamed him into thinking he was a jerk, they mocked him and called him a dickhead. And then something happened. An O-Lineman emerged from the rubble, from the social media debris that comes with a bullying scandal in 2016. A big fat phoenix arose from the ashes. He put himself back together piece by piece. He found a team, the Bills, that fit his personality. He found a coach, Rex Ryan, that fit his personality even more. He had a Pro-Bowl season to prove that he’s still got it, and then, what’s that? Did you hear that? Richie Incognito is BACK. Move aside nerds, Richie is here to do 2 things, chew gum and fuck your hot sister, and he’s all out of gum.