Absolutely Outrageous Pants

Half sweatpants half jeans? What the fuck is going on here? I want to hate them but I can’t. It’s absolutely genius. Comfort of sweatpants but you’re not technically wearing sweatpants in public. If I’m not blogging in sweatjeans by the end of next week then I have done something terribly wrong.

PS

I’m done with Miley. I apologize for that brief thing we had. I don’t know what I was thinking. That hair is just too much. She looks like an otter with a shitty haircut, like a buck lake otter.

What do you want me to say guys? I fucked up. I took Emeka Okafor and Caron Butler, they’re not bad. You want me to say I fucked up? I fucked up. Write it.