Thursday, March 23
An Investigative Report: Can You Be Too Fat To Rub Your Dick On Your Patients' Legs?

An Investigative Report: Can You Be Too Fat To Rub Your Dick On Your Patients' Legs?

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Highlights From Our Interview With Anthony Rizzo Yesterday

Highlights From Our Interview With Anthony Rizzo Yesterday

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No One Loves Them Some Adam Schefter Like Adam Schefter

No One Loves Them Some Adam Schefter Like Adam Schefter

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Scan Your Semen With A Smart Phone App To See If You Are Firing Off Blanks

Scan Your Semen With A Smart Phone App To See If You Are Firing Off Blanks

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You Thought There Was No Presidential Bracket, Well You Thought Wrong, Coming Tomorrow...

You Thought There Was No Presidential Bracket, Well You Thought Wrong, Coming Tomorrow...

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D-Wade's Miami Vice Outfit Is Screaming

D-Wade's Miami Vice Outfit Is Screaming "Get Me The Hell Off The Bulls"

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Wednesday, March 22
Pardon My Take 3-22 With Chicago Cub Anthony Rizzo

Pardon My Take 3-22 With Chicago Cub Anthony Rizzo

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Pathetic New Jersey Man Steals Valor And Claims To Be A Former POW

Pathetic New Jersey Man Steals Valor And Claims To Be A Former POW

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Badass Toddler Shoots Himself Free From A Locked Car Like A Mini Jason Bourne

Badass Toddler Shoots Himself Free From A Locked Car Like A Mini Jason Bourne

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Xavier Mens Basketball Team Has Been Carrying An Ash Filled Jar Containing The Month Of February To Remind Them Of When They Sucked

Xavier Mens Basketball Team Has Been Carrying An Ash Filled Jar Containing The Month Of February To Remind Them Of When They Sucked

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Are You From Utah Lookin To Get Some Sweet Breast Milk From Cambodia? You'll Have To Wait

Are You From Utah Lookin To Get Some Sweet Breast Milk From Cambodia? You'll Have To Wait

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* Record Scratch * You Might Be Wondering How I Got Into This Situation

* Record Scratch * You Might Be Wondering How I Got Into This Situation

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Tuesday, March 21
This Dude Had Weed Stickin Out His Butthole!

This Dude Had Weed Stickin Out His Butthole!

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The Blackhawks Have Clinched A Playoff Spot For The 9th Straight Year, Time To DANCE

The Blackhawks Have Clinched A Playoff Spot For The 9th Straight Year, Time To DANCE

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A Very Good Boy Service Dog Lowered From The Rafters At Dallas Stars Game

A Very Good Boy Service Dog Lowered From The Rafters At Dallas Stars Game

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K Strass The Local News Prankster Is Back, This Time Pretending He's A

K Strass The Local News Prankster Is Back, This Time Pretending He's A "StrongMan" Body Builder

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Does This Look Like A Man Who Was Arrested For Attempted Robbery?

Does This Look Like A Man Who Was Arrested For Attempted Robbery?

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High School Football Coach Puts His Penis In A Hotdog Bun And Shows His Players

High School Football Coach Puts His Penis In A Hotdog Bun And Shows His Players

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Barstool Exclusive - Tour Of Our Brand New Second Floor Lacrosse Practice Center

Barstool Exclusive - Tour Of Our Brand New Second Floor Lacrosse Practice Center

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Monday, March 20
If You Aren't Watching Spags Vs Loud Sean On The Barstool App Tomorrow You're Missing Out

If You Aren't Watching Spags Vs Loud Sean On The Barstool App Tomorrow You're Missing Out

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