Tuesday, February 21
I Am Sad To Inform You, Larry II Has Passed Away

I Am Sad To Inform You, Larry II Has Passed Away

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Is This Rihanna Sounding Parrot The Song Bird Of Our Generation?

Is This Rihanna Sounding Parrot The Song Bird Of Our Generation?

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Obese Ohio Woman Was Found Molded To Her Chair. Not Good!

Obese Ohio Woman Was Found Molded To Her Chair. Not Good!

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Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “RIP Barça! RIP Arsenal! RIP City?” Round of 16 Edition

Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “RIP Barça! RIP Arsenal! RIP City?” Round of 16 Edition

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The Battery In My Truck Died; I'm Distraught But Still Handsome

The Battery In My Truck Died; I'm Distraught But Still Handsome

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The Backup Goalie For Sutton United Now Under Investigation For Illegal Gambling On Prop Bets Involving His Team

The Backup Goalie For Sutton United Now Under Investigation For Illegal Gambling On Prop Bets Involving His Team

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Video Of Model Dangling 73-Stories Above The Ground In Order To Take Some Pictures

Video Of Model Dangling 73-Stories Above The Ground In Order To Take Some Pictures

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Monday, February 20
Bullying Children Until They Cry Is Wrong, Unless It's Your Job

Bullying Children Until They Cry Is Wrong, Unless It's Your Job

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Task Force Violent Is Still Trying To Clear Their Names 10 Years Later

Task Force Violent Is Still Trying To Clear Their Names 10 Years Later

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Reviewing HBO's New Show

Reviewing HBO's New Show "Crashing"

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Florida Woman Arrested For Offering Blow Jobs In Exchange For Delicious Taco Bell

Florida Woman Arrested For Offering Blow Jobs In Exchange For Delicious Taco Bell

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CNN's Jake Tapper Had To Explain That Pedophilia Is Actually Bad

CNN's Jake Tapper Had To Explain That Pedophilia Is Actually Bad

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Pardon My Take 2-20 With ESPN's Trey Wingo

Pardon My Take 2-20 With ESPN's Trey Wingo

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Friday, February 17
Barstool’s Weekend Soccer Preview – The “FA Cup 5th Round” Edition

Barstool’s Weekend Soccer Preview – The “FA Cup 5th Round” Edition

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Does This Look Like A Man Who Was Forced By The President To Eat Meatloaf?

Does This Look Like A Man Who Was Forced By The President To Eat Meatloaf?

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Idiot Scientists Suggest There's 8 Continents Now: Fuck That And Fuck Them

Idiot Scientists Suggest There's 8 Continents Now: Fuck That And Fuck Them

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Active Shooter In Oakland (Since Been Detained With No Injuries) Went On The Funniest Graffiti Rampage Of All Time

Active Shooter In Oakland (Since Been Detained With No Injuries) Went On The Funniest Graffiti Rampage Of All Time

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Florida Man Smartly Smoked Crack After His Face Was Burned By A Car Fire

Florida Man Smartly Smoked Crack After His Face Was Burned By A Car Fire

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Pardon My Take Exit Interview With Johnny Bananas

Pardon My Take Exit Interview With Johnny Bananas

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Jimmy Butler Has Officially Arrived As A Superstar In The NBA With This Shirt

Jimmy Butler Has Officially Arrived As A Superstar In The NBA With This Shirt

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