Zoey Deschanel Posts A Picture Without Makeup And The Internet Goes Bananas

If I was a chick this is all I’d do. Post pictures without makeup looking like garbage so everybody can tell me how brave and beautiful I am. Seriously I don’t get why people freak out about this?  This is EXACTLY what I’d expect Zoey Deschanel to look like in the morning.  Like a bag of ass.  All chicks do.  That’s what happens when the makeup comes off and you aren’t all dolled up.  Yet somehow people are acting like she just disarmed a bomb without a vest or something. I just don’t see what the big deal is.  Everybody freaking out about how brave and awesome Zoey Deschanel is blah, blah, blah. She ain’t fooling me. She knew exactly what she was doing here. This non PR move was the most obvious PR move of all time.

PS – I love the guys who think they are somehow gonna get internet laid by being like “One word: Beautiful!” or “Adorable!”    Just trying so hard not to be superficial.   Shut up bro.  Makeup puts asses in the seats and everybody knows it.