You're Beautiful Baby!" - My Pep Talk To Tom Brady

I got to be honest. I’m not sure what happens in these situations. Me and Sales Guy were talking about what I should yell when I saw Goodell and Brady this morning. I spent like an hour thinking about it. And then the red light came on and I blacked out. I forget I was even doing it for Barstool. I just get mad like a fan. And then I saw Brady and was like “my god he is good looking”  I mean the tan? Unreal.  Seriously I didn’t even remember saying “You Look Beautiful Baby” till I heard it afterwards, but he fucking did. He really fucking did. #Defendthewall

PS – The Washington Post is now the new newspaper of record. At least in the Portnoy household.