You Think Vikings GM Rick Spielman Works Out?

“Hey Blair just sign right here then get in the weight room before I crack your fucking skull like a walnut. Glad to have you in Minnesota for 4 more years though.”

Must absolutely suck having your GM be all yoked up too. Spielman has that perfect mix of muscle and heroin addict veins that you really strive for, he’s gotta be like a jacked dad walking around the house and calling all his skinny sons pussies. Old man strength to the max.