You May Think You're Cool, But You'll Never Be Sail-Scooting Around Back Bay Cool

Next level transportation system. Walking sucks. It’s tiresome and you get swamp ass and chaffe up. But scootering also has a pretty negative stigma surrounding it, what with it being the pastime of 8 year olds and such. How do you solve both problems? Sail-scooting. You’re not walking but you’re also not scootering. You’re living life on the edge, like a kite boarder. Your the baddest motherfucker in town. If people don’t believe you, just point them to your elbow pads and wrist guards. Do you need safety equipment for things that aren’t extreme? Exactly.

h/t Marc