"You Can't Arrest Me, I'm The Cake Boss!" - The Cake Boss, After Getting Arrested For DUI

(Source) — He may be “the Cake Boss” — but that doesn’t mean he can order around the NYPD. Reality star Buddy Valastro was pulled over for drunken driving in his flashy yellow Corvette in Manhattan on Thursday, and told the officers, “You can’t arrest me, I’m the Cake Boss!,” authorities said. The 37-year-old celebrity chef, who was fittingly stopped in front of a catering business called Sweet and Savory on West 33rd Street, wasn’t done. “Can you just put me in a cab?” he said, according to cops. “You don’t have to arrest me. I’m not a bad guy. Is there anything we can do?”

What a line! Usually if you drop a “do you know who I am?” you’re an insufferable prick. But if you’re Buddy Valastro it’s laugh out loud funny. I’M THE CAKE BOSS! I RUN THIS TOWN! KING KONG… AIN’T GOT SHIT… ON ME! I’M PUTTING CASES ON ALL YOU BITCHES! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL BE MAKING FUCKIN’ RICE PUDDINGS IN PELICAN BAY WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU! Just hilarious. Stomping around like he’s some hotshot, as if The goddamn Wiz or something. Hey buddy, you’ve got a show on TLC that nobody watches. Shut the fuck up and go make me a yellow cake with chocolate frosting (yeah I don’t need the razzle dazzle. Fuck a fancy cake. Throw me your fastball. Fancy, decorative cakes are for suckers. I’m here for love of the game, not to be awed by your stupid edible art.)

PS – A guy named Buddy Valastro driving a yellow Corvette is just perfect.