Worst Parents Ever Tell Their Kids They Have Ebola Just To Watch Them Go NUTS

When I say “worst parents ever” what I actually mean is “this is exactly the kind of stuff I’d do if I was a parent so they’re the worst parents ever until I accidentally get someone pregnant.” Why wouldn’t you fuck with your kids like this? They ruined your life. They ruined your wife’s vagina and your sleep schedule. You can’t hang out with friends anymore because you have to stay at home with these little shits all the time. If you can’t shoot the shit and bust balls with your buddies then you need to get that shit out of your system somehow, so you take aim at your kids. Those gullible, life ruining shitheads. Sorry I’m not sorry, bud. Don’t want to get fucked with and convinced you have Ebola? Either be smart enough to recognize it’s very difficult to contract or don’t exist. Either one works for me.