Woody Johnson Getting Zero Respect From Channel 5 At The New Hampshire Primary

“Hey, anyone know who this guy is? He looks kind of familiar. Is he Jeb’s finance chairman? Maybe the owner of the New York Jets?”

“Nah, looks like a regular New Hampshire dink in a camo hat. Just put ‘NH Voter.'”

Poor Woody. His rival owner is a bonafide celebrity. Robert Kraft wins Super Bowls, dates 20 year old models, has a Nike shoe line, hangs with Rick Ross and Diddy, and attends every event from the Golden Globes to the Grammys. Kraft is Hollywood to the bone. Woody Johnson, on the other hand? Poor guy can’t even get a more respectable bottom third than a lift attendant at Waterville Valley. So Jets.

h/t Dan