Who Is This Absolute SMOKESHOW In Trump's Oval Office!? It's Hope Hicks!

So this chick who I think is the hottest chick in the world just popped up in the Oval Office yesterday. I probably should but I have no clue who she is. Can’t figure it out. People tweeting me left and right: “Yo Riggs, you’re the political smut blogger with eyes everywhere pun intended definitely intended who is this babe?”

I have no idea so I’ve sent out scouts. I got people scouring the back pages of Reddit. I got Robbie interrogating 4chan (he’s in class and said he can’t use the internet). So basically I’ve asked like 2 people and done no research and so far we’ve got nothing. Zilch. My best guess is it’s Kate Mara from Shooter?

In which case I’m feeling very, very good about Trump’s White House. That girl’s a bad bitch. Any administration repped by that flawless woman knows exactly what they’re doing.

So who the fuck is this chick? Can we get the smoke patrol please? Immediately? Don’t want to know, need to know.

Update: Hope Hicks!

And also people love Kellyanne Conway.