White Supremacist Trying To Take Over A Town In North Dakota Finds Out He's Part Black
DM – The white supremacist attempting to turn a small North Dakotan town into a ‘white enclave’ has undergone a DNA test which proves he is of Sub-Saharan African heritage, MailOnline can reveal. Craig Cobb, 62, submitted to the test as part of The Trisha Show’s ongoing Race in America series and was given the results of the DNA Diagnostics test by the host, Trisha Goddard, to the whoops of her studio audience. On hearing the results Cobb, who insists he is not a white supremacist but a Creator, a religion which favours ‘racial awareness’, immediately dismissed the news that genetically he is 14 per cent Sub Saharan African, 86 per cent European, as ‘statistical noise.’ His plans for the tiny North Dakotan town of Leith came to light earlier this summer. Then, amid a fury of local and national reaction, it emerged that the wild-haired eccentric who had been living in the town for more than a year, was a hate crimes fugitive who had quietly bought up lots of land with the intention of turning the community into a haven for white supremacists. But now, after an immediate flurry of rallies and town meetings, residents fear they are powerless to halt the man whose plans they regard as ‘pure evil,’ and who has put up a sign condemning their town as ‘The Village of the Damned.’ In an interview with MailOnline Mr Cobb referred to African Americans as ‘jungle bunnies’ and ‘Orks’ and said that black people were: ‘Strolling biological early warning devices. They look bad, they sound bad and often times they smell bad.’
Did Dave Chappelle know about Craig Cobb when he wrote the Clayton Bigsby sketch? Because this is it to a T. This is 100%, real life Bigsby. Not only the fact that he’s a black white supremacist, but even Cobbs quotes are spot on. “Jungle bunnies”? Who the hell calls black people “jungle bunnies”? Only two times I’ve ever heard it were Bigsby and Cobb. He even says “and did I mention they STINK!” The parallels are uncanny. I’m just curious as to what Cobb’s next play is. How dedicated is he to The Movement? What’s the saying, “our principles are what we stick to even when it isn’t easy”? Pretty sure that means Cobb has to kill himself just so there’s one less negro on earth. At the very least he has to divorce his wife, well, because she married a black guy. WHITE POWER!
PS – Cobb how bout giving some daps to Trisha? You’re a black dude now, you can do it an it’s cool, don’t worry.