Which One Of These Guys Did The Patriots Draft Last Night?

I think I’ve discovered Belichick’s strategy: just replace players with guys who look exactly like them. Lose Vince Wilfork? Draft a 6’2, 320 pound, DT who runs a 5.03 40 and looks just like him. Brady is aging? Get a young, beautiful quarterback in Jimmy G. Welker goes to Denver? No biggie, Amendola and Edelman will fill his void. To the untrained eye the Patriots roster hasn’t lost a player in like 15 years. I heard that Belichick doesn’t allow talk like “he’s projected as a second rounder” in his War Room, only wants you to say what player on the roster he will replace, but I didn’t realize he meant both on the field and aesthetically.

PS – Malcom going Brady and saying he’s the best player the Pats have ever drafted. Love this fucking kid already.

h/t Chris