What's The Best Text You've Ever Recevied? Does It Beat Your Dad Telling You He Just Bought An NFL Team? Doubt It.

Weather is beautiful, got some DJ Khaled bumping, Dex is healthy as a horse after his trip to the vet yesterday and oh yeah, Dad just bought an NFL franchise. No bad news in Jessie Pegula’s notification center.*

* Except for the Bills kinda. But whatever if my dad wanted to buy the Bills and they were the only NFL team currently for sale then I wouldn’t stop him.