Tonight Is Biebs 21st Birthday And Chicks Be Wildin Out Trying To Get His Attention #PrayForSelena

I hope all you miserable fucks are enjoying your miserable lives tonight.   Meanwhile Bieber just turned 21 and is probably running train on all of Hollywood right now.   Chicks be throwing themselves at him left and right to be his birthday fuck toy.   Seriously it’s a Biebs catfight!  It’s a gutter war in Moscow!

PS – There is no chance I don’t wake up to him being arrested right?