We've Got A New Contender (And Clear Winner) For Worst First Pitch Of The Year

50 Cent, you lucky son of a bitch. Compared to this chick 50 has fucking Maddux-like location. I’ve never in my life seen something like that. She looked like she was trying to dunk a ball into one of those Fischer Price hoops. In fact that’s what I’ll call this, it wasn’t even a first pitch, it was a slam dunk. She didn’t attempt to throw that ball, she spiked it. She did mix-in an inexplicable celly, after all. Maybe she really did spike it and just thinks that’s how you baseball? Who the fuck knows? All I know is that this is the worst first pitch I’ve ever seen.

Wooooooo!