We Need To Talk About Intern Tex’s Half Court Shot

Kmarko blogged this on Saturday I think, but I need to make sure people saw this. Intern Tex getting to shoot a half court shot at Rutgers Midnight Madness and just putting on the most miserable display of athletic ability these eyes have ever seen. Pathetic doesn’t even begin to describe how pathetic this effort was. Today he comes waltzing into the office like nothing even happened. Saying he didn’t get to warm up and it’s not that easy. BRO THE BALL DIDN’T MAKE IT TO THE FREE THROW LINE!!!! Legit the worst shot I’ve ever seen in my life. I honestly don’t even know what to make of it. I’ve never seen a more confident dude suck at anything this much in my life besides Weird Haircut Seth saying he could throw a football 60 yards and only being able to throw it 20. Fucking Tex man. Where do we find these kids?