War Machine Has Been Caught By US Marshals

Simi Valley Police Department - The United States Marshal’s Service requested assistance from the Simi Valley Police Department to effect the arrest of Jonathan “War Machine” Koppenahver on 8/15/14 at approximately 1:45 P.M. The United States Marshal possessed an arrest warrant for Koppenhaver stemming from an incident in Las Vegas Nevada last week. Koppenhaver was a former resident of Simi Valley and the Marshals investigation indicated he was possibly staying in Simi Valley, CA. Further investigation revealed he was staying at the Extended Stay America Hotel located at 2498 Stearns Street in Simi Valley. Simi Valley Officers along side United States Marshals pinpointed his exact room and arrested him without incident. Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza. The United States Marshal’s Service turned Mr. Koppenhaver over to the Simi Valley Police Department for booking on his warrant from Nevada. He was transported to the Ventura County Jail.

A few days ago Robin Williams died and Christy Mack released the awful pictures of her injuries from the beating she took from War Machine and I declared it the worst day ever. Well here we are on Friday afternoon and Harrison Mooney has been outed as the biggest internet idiot creep and that scumbag War Machine has been caught by US Marshals. Doesn’t erase what happened this week but it certainly makes things a little bit easier.

Rot in prison and then in Hell, you piece of shit.