Want To See A Little Kid Practically Get Beheaded During A Pregame Skate? You've Come To The Right Place!

You know what I’m not going to do? I’m not going to put the gif until later. You need to watch the video. The suspense was OUTRAGEOUS. Every time that kid did a lap I was thinking this is it… here it comessssss…. c’monnnnnn… AH! man, he survived that lap too, shit! I think I understand NASCAR now. Like that was my come to Jesus moment for getting the thrill in watching cars drive in a circle. If you switch Nascar races to a minute and 30 seconds and guarantee me I’ll be rewarded with a brutal crash at some point then I’ll totally be in. Felt like Chappelle thinking “C’mon titty! C’monnnnn titty!” the whole time only instead of a breast I was hoping for a child’s concussion.

Anyway, here’s the clothesline from hell…

h/t NextImpulse