Wait A Minute...The Cowboys Got "COWBOYS RUN THE EAST" Shirts?

What the fuck?  Well that just totally ruined the Patriots “Patriots Run the East” tshirts.  Like I knew those were officially licensed shirts, but I thought we got those because the Pats have won the AFC East I dunno like a billion years in a row.  I mean we literally run the East.   We charge other teams a tax just to be part of it.  But apparently  it looks like every division winner is getting these regardless of the fact the Cowboys It haven’t been in the playoffs since the days of black and white TV’s.    Disgusting.   Just totally ruined it.   How about coming up with shirts that actually make sense for each team instead of just jamming all the teams into one huge category.  Here are a couple no brainer ideas…

“Romo Didn’t Puke Himself (Yet)”

“Jerry is Happy”

“Skip Bayless Predicted It. (And the Redskins)

“DeMarco Murry Fucked Your Girl and the Eagles”