Two Words: Beast Mode

I’m not sure I’ve had a better athletic week in my life.   From winning the combine, to stoning JVR to truck sticking this chick. Everything is coming up El Pres. More importantly it’s a great day to be a Stoolie.   This is what people don’t get about Barstool.  It’s the showmanship that sets us apart.  It’s the Barstool difference. Like when the bright lights come on you know I’m gonna be at my best.  Seriously who else would have the panache to flash the #1 sign mid tackle like this?    Nobody.  Frankly I didn’t even know i did it.  That’s what true greatness is all about.  Rising to the occasion time and time again.   There is a reason everybody in First Mariner Arena was coming up to me after the play congratulating me on my tackle.  I’m talking Redskins players, Ravens players, old ladies.  Everybody.   All of them saying the same thing.   They’ll never forget the day Davey Pageviews put the beat down on this lingerie football player.   And isn’t that what being a 5 tool blogger is all about?  Leave your mark everytime you step inbetween the white lines.  Make them remember your name for the rest of their lives.  Give em something to talk about.  That’s exactly what I did Saturday night.  #1 indeed….

Thanks to Ray Edwards Photography for the pictures.