Try Making A PB&J Better Than This Chick, Can't Be Done

Man it must be nice to be a smoking hot chick. Because I’ll never tell this broad that both her sandwiches suck, not in a million years. If she was ugly I might say that squeeze, grape jelly is for kindergarteners and adults use raspberry preserves. I might tell her that cutting off the crust is day 1 PB&J stuff. I’d say that wasn’t a spatula or that she should have washed her hands after holding the dog.

But not with those tits bouncing in my face. As long as they’re there she can do whatever she wants. Like laughing at a hot girls jokes or telling her, “Oh good point. They definitely should have thrown a Hail Mary on third and 1 because touchdowns are way better than first downs,” when she tries to talk about the football game. Hot chicks just have it easier. Even when it comes to making F- PB&Js, I’ll still call it the best ever.