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Trump's Handshake Game Has Reached PREPOSTEROUS Levels

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Donald Trump has the wildest handshake game I’ve ever seen. It’s been documented a few times but with the Japanese prime minister yesterday it has now reached preposterous levels. I mean look at this shit.

What in the literal fuck is that. Look I’m all for power moves and firm handshakes. Any person with a limp dick handshake is a little beta bitch. But Trump’s handshake is fucking absurd. The patting? The length? It’s unreal.

This isn’t some isolated incident either; this is how this fucker shakes. This is what he does.

BANANAS. Craziest handshake game I’ve ever witnessed. Never seen anything like it. Again, I’m all for firm handshakes and practice power moves myself every day, but what Trump’s doing is out of this world stuff. It’s unbelievable. Can you trust a guy that shakes like that? What do you do if you’re a world leader and you have to shake Trump’s hand, just snub the shake? Go in for a hug? Maybe a Brady family lip kiss?

Wild shit from The Donald. Once again have no clue if it’s an absolutely genius power move or if he’s just a fucking moronic clown. No clue.