Tom Brady Wants To Be A Huge Hollywood Star When He Retires

CBS – Tom Brady’s not going to play football forever and when he’s done playing, it looks like he already has the next phase of his career planned out and that phase just might involve Hollywood. According to Star Magazine, Brady is interested in becoming a “huge movie star” after his playing career is over, which means we should rejoice because Tom Brady starring as Tom Brady in a movie about Tom Brady could actually happen now. “At 37, Tom knows he only has a few seasons left before retirement. He’s thinking ahead and believes he could become a huge movie star,” a source told Star, via the Boston Herald. “He’s used to being a superstar. After winning the Super Bowl again, he’s thinking about new challenges outside of football.” Acting has kind of become a side job recently for Brady, so it’s completely believable that he’d want to act full-time once he’s done playing in the NFL.

First things first. This is the first time I saw that TED 2 commercial. I guess it aired during the Superbowl? So I guess making Brady dick jokes is en vogue now? That doesn’t seem fair. I make a Brady dick joke and I end up in prison. Ted 2 makes a dick joke and it’s on the Superbowl. Once again poor Pres is lightyears ahead of his time. Size 6 skinny jean jokes will probably be on the 2020 Superbowl. Yeah I know I made a Ben Brady dick joke, but honestly that’s semantics.

Anyway that’s neither here nor there. This story is gaining traction. That Tom Brady wants to be a huge movie star when he retires. Honestly enough people. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. If he’s gonna do anything he’s gonna be a male model. Him and Gisele will be the first husband wife modeling tag team of all time. Read a book for me 1 time.