Tom Brady Tells Peter King About the Time He Had The Greatest Sex Of Any Human Ever
Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Monday was taken up with getting home, and I finally had a chance to sleep Monday night … We woke up Tuesday, and, now, she’s woken up twice next to me after Super Bowl losses, and [for those] I was like, ‘The game’s today, right? What I just had was a nightmare, right? That didn’t really happen, right?’ And this time, I just looked at her and it was, it was …”
Pause. Three, four seconds.
Me: “What happened? What’d you say?”
Brady: “It was just special. Just pretty special.”
First of all this was an awesome article. A must read for all Patriots fans and football fans in general. Second of all I cummed myself to the moon reading that last paragraph when Brady talked about his Superbowl sex. That was the best sex anybody has ever had in the history of human kind. The perfect man. The supermodel wife. A supebowl win. The peak of sexual intercourse. Mark this day boys and girls. Because 9 months from now a new child will be born and that child will become King of the West.