Tom Brady: Still Good. Still Very, Very Good.

I don’t think there was anyone who was foolish enough to think Tom Brady would step into his first preseason game and be anything less than great, but just in case you did: there you go. He’s as perfect as ever, both his hair and his arm. He’s so perfect that he’ll make you scream and fan yourself while watching fucking preseason. 33 yards into a bucket like it’s nothing. Would’ve had another TD if Bennett could hang onto a ball, probably would have had even yet another if Derby could too (to be fair, I’m taking some creative license there. Wasn’t exactly an endzone drop, but I expect every Tb12 drive to end in a touchdown so if you drop a third down conversion you might as well have dropped a touchdown).

Nonetheless, great to see Thomas Brady back on the field. If your heart didn’t skip a beat when he ran out there then you don’t have one.

See you in week 5, Cleveland. Surrender now and maybe he’ll show mercy.