Tom Brady Just Dripping Sex As A 13 Year Old

Forget the bag, what’s up with his legs?  That is like the fattest knee I’ve ever seen.

PS – Is there any doubt Tom hides this photo from Gisele?  She’d probably projectile vomit on him if she saw it and hunt down that bag and burn it.  Pre metrosexual Tom is like a whole different person.

Double PS – Tom looks like he was one of those gigantic little league kids with super huge heads.