Tom Brady Just Absolutely Made the Rest of the NFL Piss Themselves By Wearing His #5 Shirt To Throw Out the First Pitch Today

What a shirt!   What a message!   Like what do you do when you’ve just won your 4th superbowl?   You wear a #5 shirt so the rest of the world knows you ain’t even close to done.   I feel like KFC probably puked, choked on it and died when he saw this and I couldn’t be happier to stomp on his dead body.    Honestly what a fucking shirt!   I didn’t know whether I was cumming because of the shirt or how good Brady looked.

PS – Vintage Brady first pitch too.  Threw it where only David Ortiz could catch it.  MVP 1st pitch indeed.