Tiger Woods Pulls A Tiger Woods And Quits Yet Another Tournament With A Borderline Fake Injury

AKRON, Ohio -- Tiger Woods hurt his back during the final round of the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational on Sunday and withdrew after hitting his tee shot on the ninth hole. Woods was in visible pain trying to pick up his tee and later at his car in the parking lot, where in brief remarks he said he “jarred it” when he jumped into a fairway bunker on the second hole trying to hit a shot after an awkward stance. The 14-time major winner was in distress at his car as he attempted to take off his golf shoes and change into tennis shoes. He could barely stand, bracing himself at the back of the vehicle, unable to tie his shoes. “It happened on the second hole when I hit my second shot, I fell back into the bunker,” Woods said. “I just jarred it, and it’s been spasming ever since.” The stance outside of the bunker was an awkward one, as he basically swung off his right leg — the ball too close to the bunker to take a regular stance. He fell back into the steep bunker and then ran to the bottom, and while he didn’t show much discomfort at the time, his caddie, Joe LaCava, said Woods was hurting the rest of the way. He did a good job of masking it,” LaCava said. Woods hit several poor shots at the fifth, sixth and seventh holes, playing them in 3 over. He parred the 8th, then hit a 315-yard drive at the ninth but could barely bend over to pick up his tee. He then summoned a golf cart and had difficulty sitting in it.

Listen I fully grant you that when lesser known golf players withdraw from golf tournaments you probably don’t hear about it, but having said that I swear to god it seems like Tiger Woods withdraws from a tournament every other week. Like whenever he is shits the bed he quits. Whenever he hits 3 bad shots in a row he quits. Just coward city. There is NO way he hurt his back that bad when he fell into the trap. He quit because he was frustrated and has the worst attitude in the history of the tour. And the worst part is he thinks people bought his whole song and dance.  Tiger always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Bro we’re not stupid. You’re a quitter and a coward and I want you to know that I know.

Sidenote – I think I’ve asked this before but has any athlete ever fallen off the map quicker than Tiger Woods? I mean one second he had a squeaky clean image and was on his way to becoming the greatest golfer who ever lived. Then 2 seconds later Elin beat him with a golf club, everybody knew he fucked tons of whores and he hasn’t won a major since. It’s surreal actually. In fact when Tiger retires I think people are going to remember him for the Elin incident and the 2nd half of his career more than the first. Is that possible? Like I don’t even remember good Tiger. It’s like he never even existed. The only other guy I can think of is Tyson?