This Monkey Is A Showman!

Nothing worse than going to the zoo and seeing all the animals be lazy assholes, right? I mean would you rather have to tap on the glass and beg for the monkeys to come out like the Wicked Witch of the West, or would you rather have him cum on your face? For me, it’s the latter. I appreciate nature. I like to see it in its raw, primal state, hanging from branches by its feet and ripping its own dick off. I mean if that’s not getting your money’s worth at the zoo then you need to go visit Planet of the Apes or something. I have a hard enough time jerking off in the shower. My legs get tired, my heads looking down and the water flows right to my mouth and kinda waterboards me, but these beautiful beasts will hang with their toes and beat that shit up. Nature really is amazing.